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“ Syrup of Ipecac (mineral Oil Deelite) ”

Story by anonymous , written 16 years ago 1364 views32 votes
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OK YOU GAWDDAMNED FHUCKS.HERES WHAT YOU DO. STEAL A BOTTLE OF "SYRUP OF IPECAC" AND SOME RED, BLUE, YELLOW FOOD COLORING. NOW, MIX THE FOOD COLORING UNTIL YOU GET A BROWN COLOR (YES, YOU HAVE TO EXPERIMENT YOU NITWIT). NOW TAKE THIS FHUCKING SYRUP SHYT YOU JUST STOLE, AND MIX THE BROWN COLOR INTO IT. FIND SOME BROWN SUGAR OUT YO’ PO’ ASS MAS’ KITCHEN AND POUR IT INTO THE MIX. NOW, TAKE THIS SHYT PUT IT INTO A MAPLE SYRUP BOTTLE AND PLACE IN TARGETS FRIDGE.

alternate recipe: mix IPECAC WITH SALT AND PUT SOME ORANGE FOOD COLORING INTI AND LITTLE PIECES OF TURD. PUT THIS MIX INTO A BOTTLE OF SALAD DRESSING.


AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CONSUMED YOU FHUCKING ARSES
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