HOW TO BECOME A DAREDEVIL!
1- Dare to be brave! I dare you!
You can’t be a daredevil if your still afraid! but don’t worry if genetics failed to make you brave, It’s time for a midlife crisis.
2-Always add more stuff to your stunts!
so you justed bunny hopped a tricycle onto a chicken. Next do the same to a burning chicken, then burn your tricycle then burn yourself, then burn your safety crew, then burn the president and so on.
3-Have a smart safety crew!
Or die... those are your options... or else go masturbate... I’m serious... Now!... GO!!!... welcome back how did that feel?
4- Have harley-davidson make you some custom leathers!
you have to dress to impress!!
5- buy a motorcycle!
didn’t you already figure that out? I can\\’t cause alot of guys died in my family from it... but goddammit I’m a rebel... you should be one too!
6- Be a rebel
already said that!
7- party all night!
and when it’s time for work start getting angry and tell ’em I NEED A NAP YOU F**CKIN\\’ F**CK***ES A THOUSAND C*CKS IN YOUR ***!