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now wouldn’t it be great to do your part in spreading them?
(1)First, search your local town or city for the dirtiest, cheapest whores that half a Mcdonald’s pay check can buy, get atleast 3 whores, statistics show that 1 in 3 prostitutes carries an STD.
(2)Then, suprise your buddy with a bunch of ’Strippers’, make sure your friend is atleast a little drunk, then he/she won’t mind their physical attributes after a few shots of $10 vodka.
(3)The ’whores’ will eventually get ’down’ to business and things will go as planned.
(4)By the next morning, when your friend wakes up telling you about his ’fantastic’ night, you inform him to seek his nearest walk-in clinic because he is at a great risk for STD’s!!! Boy will he/she laugh when you tell them this, then with a stern, serious face, tell them ’no, really’. Fun for the whole neighborhood! From now on, you have a few more ’points’ of scoring with the opposite sex when u go out with them in the future. Be sure to tell every one tho that ’I gave (person’s name) Ghonarhea, or whatever STD they now have’. Stomache’s WILL TURN! Have fun!