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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. Do not undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.hokay. i know many a ways to disable vehicles. i wouldve posted them in the log, but i thought an egg would be better. (they always are):)
some equipment you will need.
1. black clothes to sneak up to target (preferrably at night )
2. wire cutters
3. paint thinner
4. spray paint.
6. lots of fuse.
7. (if desparate measures) a C-4 \\
8. (if above) a sock | - - same thing.
9. (if above, the above) tar /
10 a good knife
11. a few washers, nuts, bolts.
12. a screwdriver
13. toilet paper and water
14. a hose. small.
15. blackpowder (uhoh, this cant be good:)
16. sand or gravel.
17. and a wrench.
18. . oh and rubber gloves. (WEAR THESE AT ALL TIMES!)
note : this is to SERIOUSLY DISABLE A VEHICLE. its probably illegal as hell. most of these are for desparate measures. but if you want to make sure they dont drive away for a LONG TIME!.. then follow these.
1. Engine-B-dead: this is used with wire cutters, and is simply this... find the alternator. if you dont know what an alternator is then look it up on the car your looking for. once you find it, there should be wires coming off of it. find the one that is normaly blue or red. but may be different, coming off the bottom of the alternator. cut it. you know have a car that wont run. you can cut others to make sure of it, but make sure they are hidden wires like this one. now close up the hood and run away.
2. no spark for you joe!- take the wire cutters and find the spark plugs (if you dont know what SPARK PLUGS are you shouldnt be around cars;) find them and take the knife and slit the wires coming off of it. away from the plug...not anywere obvious. cut the cord to several of the spark plugs. it will try to start but not have enough spark. .lol
3. nice paint job!- take paint thinner and pour it all over the car. this eats at the paint. also, take toilet paper and roll it on to the car square by square. then spraying it with water. wet toilet paper sticks and when dry, only scrapes off and takes paint with it.
4. TAG ur it!- take spray paint and make a funny tag and tag that bitches car. some favored slogans for me and my colegues...
\" honkey lips\"
\"#%!@ bitch\" (im not racist but this is funny to do to a white persons car)
\"ASSHOLE!\" (especially on innocent victim cars. they have no #%!@in clue what they did!)
and various threats work good too.
5. oil slick- take lots of motor oil and either pour it or siphone it into the gas tank. this makes its, well, very very fun to watch!.
6. Crowd pleaser- take a long fuse and slide it into the gas tank until you KNOW its in the gas. then light and run!.
7. Completly Disabled- take a C-4 (mentioned in other eggs) a sock and tar. put the c-4 in the sock and lather with tar, sneak up and stick to underside of rear axle. now run and detonate.
8. slashy, slashy- take knife and stab each of the tires. this is kind of effective. very old trick though. the EVIL method of doing this is constanly going back (no more than 3 times though). take the caps (or \"chromes\" as my friends call them) off and press the little button, letting air flat out of them, so they are not pooped, just flat. then go back 3 days later, and do it agian! and AGIAN!. then stop. then wait a week or two. then do it again. THEY WILL BE PISSED!. note: if you want, go to a shipping depo at night and do all the tires on a few trucks. (helps if you have a few friends with you)
9. nuts, and bolts- take a few washers, bolts, and nuts, and somehow get inside the gearbox, or inside anything that moves. put a screw, or washer, or bolt int there, and it will jam.
10. broken belt- take the knife and either cuts ALMOST all the way through the fan belt, leaving very a very thin peice holding he cut together, so it breaks within a few miles, or cut it completly.
12. screwed- take the screw driver and take apart anything you can. radiators disconnected, wire holders off, etc.
13. Mr. Goodwrench- take the wrench and take apart anything you can. (parts taken off)
14. Garden Hose- take a small rubber hose and siphone all the gas out of thier engine. to do this. place hose in gas tank and run down into tank. then take end and hold it LOWER THAN TUBE IN TANK.!! this is very important. now suck on hose till there is gas in your mouth. spit it and hhold tubes into bucket or sidewalk. when this finnaly stops they will be out of gas.
15. Exploding plugs- take the spark plugs out and figure out which way the sparking end goes in. whichever it is, fill it to where there is little air left inside when plug is put back. makes it explode when they try to start it.
16. sandy grave- open the \"oil checker\" where you pout oil in, and put sand or gravel in thier. IT IS A BITCH TO GET OUT. it #%!@s thier car up seriously.!
if you use several of these, they wont be driving for a while. lol