first off this is not really hoe to be a smart ass or how to be sarcastic because thats a niche that alot of people dont have but instead a tutoriel on how to be extremely inmature and how to thinks so onday to can aquire the niche.....ok so you want to be a smart ass?? heres whatcha gotta do, start looking at everything very inmaturley and think of the potentiel of every comment anyone makes i.e. if someone says somthing about someone else being gay tell them that they seem homophobic and homophobes are ussuall gay themselves and are trying to cover up there own homosexuality. smart ass teacher cause they always say stuff that can be made inmature when the class is real quiet say \"boner!\" its so hilarious do anything for a cheap laugh soon it will become second nature anyway always talk shit just for the fun of it smart assing is an art post comment below about your smartassing stories to better help the newbies sarcastics ill add more later as it come to me as well...