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Yo Mamma Jokes
OK i have some good ones.
Yo Mamma is like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in a closet.
Yo Mamma is like a shotgun, two cocks and shes full.
Yo Mamma is so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma is so fat, when u go to in-n-out the sign says \’occupancy: 1000 people or your mamma\’.
Yo mamma is so fat, i drove around her and i ran out of gas.
Yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrrested for mooning.
Yo mamma is so poor i saw her move a trash can and i asked what she was doing and she said \’im moving.\’
Yo mamma is so poor i saw her walking with one shoe and i asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no i found one.
Yo mamma is so big she tripped over Wal*mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed right on target.
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