Well gang, this week has been a busy week for my school. Some friends of mine just got busted yesterday for coming to school stoned, and today they had to deal with a dildo! So when our superintendents are finished filing out police reports, they can sit back and enjoy our gift!

You see my amigo (who will will call Zanzabar) was driving down a street about a week ago, and he spied a dildo on the side of this road out of town. Knowing Zanzabar you wouldnt be surprised that he slammed on his brakes, pulled over, and picked it up with a trash bag.

He showed it to us after the superbowl. This being the first dildo I have seen in real life really made me laugh. It is about a foot long, flesh colored, and has a place to stick batteries in it!

Zanzabar told me to think of something to do with it, but my other friend (who we shall call Mr. President) beat me to it! On Monday Mr. President put the dildo in the choir teachers piano( the part that opens up, where the strings are) thinking that she wouldnt find it until she opened the lid for their concert.

I was previously kicked out of choir for letting rats loose, so I couldnt help. But anyhoo, today was the big day!

Half way through choir practice the T.A. was playing the piano and realized that it sounded funny on one key, so she opened the lid, reached in AND PICKED UP THE MASSIVE DILDO WITH HER BARE HAND!

When she realized what it was, she shrieked and chucked it away from her AND IT LANDED AT THE CHOIR TEACHERS FEET! At that point the room got dead silent (all of this happened in front of 60 students). The choir teacher (who has gone through complete hell) looked at the dildo, hung her head, and adressed the crowd. \" I cant believe you guys did this, you guys have gone to far.\" At that point it registered in everyones mind what had just happened and the whole room burst out in laughter!

She never regained control, she didnt want to touch it, so she tried ignoring it, but that sure as hell didnt work. So eventually she made one of the kids pick it up in a kleenix and throw it away!

This just happened today, so I have no idea what will happen next. I think the choir teacher will quit her job or commit suicide. I will be called into the office, and they will eventually find out it was Mr. President and suspend him. Either way this was the funniest thing that has ever happened at my school. I have just lost my title of best prank, but I am glad that I paved the way for a friend to do something great!

I will post updates soon, but I am going to the beach with friends tommorrow so it might have to wait till monday. If you dont believe me I will photocopy my friends letter of suspension when he gets caught.
That\’s it for now, peace out.
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