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“ All About Lollercoasters! ”

Story by Salamanderhead , written 11 years ago 1831 views126 votes
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Well since my other 2 eggs went well on these topics I figure I might as well keep on making them. People seem to like them.
Roflcopter Information!
Lollerskates Information!
Ok on with the egg.
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Ever take a massive dump and when the shit hit the water it was so loud people in another room heard and screamed out " LOLLERCOASTER!!!".
Your face turned red and you didnt know what the hell they were talking about.

Well in this Edition of Internet Term Ethics you will learn all you need to know about "LollerCoasters".

For starters this is for you techno, yes I seen your comment on my other egg.


Lollercoasters are a gift from Jesus himself. He even shows up for a ride from time to time on one!

He tends to get rowdy at the kids that ride HIS lollercoasters though. He doesnt like kids..
Lollercoasters however love kids, they love everything. There an entity made up of 99% Love and affection and 1% metal. Also the metal is a special alloy that contains love.

Lollercoasters get all the ladies.

Now Id prefer not to get banned so I took the liberty of adding some love to the girls nipples.

With all the loving Lollercoasters give, theres still more you should know! There pranksters...
Yes my friends they love a good prank every now and then. Beware!


Lollercoasters are very popular.
Just take a look at this picture!



^This is a little something I found on the Internet showing the happiness of an Online Lollercoaster! Look how happy it is:D!!!!

This concludes Issue 3, You are now 1337 at Lollercoaster talk!!!
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