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“ The Student Handbook V.1.0 ”

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I made this all by myself, the work is all original, so i hope it helps out alot of you.


The Student Handbook v.1.0- by Ace of Spades


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Here is an outline of this egg.

I. Homework
A. Notes
B. Distractions
C. Avoiding Turnins
II. Tests
A. Pre-Tests
B. During the Test
III. In-Class
A. Aviod Awkward Questions

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I. Homework A. Notes

Some teachers neglect reading, its ironic even though they assian so much reading to their students. In this

example I will be useing my school\’s AP Euro Book. It is called: A History of Western Society Seventh

Edition. Now, I dont know how your teachers do their homework, but with all History classes at my school, they

assign their students to take notes on chapters, or pages. Now for the neglect. When books are in book stores, the

authors want you to buy their book. So they put a website on the back. In my example, college.hmca.com.

This is on the back of the book. Now when you go to this site, (Remember this is just for my book, check the backs

of your books for links, etc...) when you go here, you will a search bar. In my case, i type in the search bar

\" \" It will contain 100% complete chapter outlines. Flashcards, and a bunch of other

usefull stuff. I have to take notes on chapters everynight. My friends have to take notes for 45-60 minutes a

night, and they get B\’s on the notes. When i use the books site, I get A\’s on the notes and it takes me 10-15

minutes. This is because I believe the notes from the site, are 100% accurate and from the book itself.

I. Homework B. Distractions

One thing i have found very usefull, is when (If you teacher does this) your teacher walks desk to desk to check

homework, they sometimes will take a quick glance at it before stamping/checking-off/accepting, a way to avoid

having your teacher bare down and be a critique with your homework, is to ask them questions. Questiosn about next

class, or questions about the class descusion. If you find that not working, make up a story about something

exciting, i can be happy or sad. Tell him/her your dog died, your brother broke his leg. Somthing so they have to

process what you said. This will distract them. Try as much as you can to keep your hand on your paper, if they

need to see both sides, turn it over for them, avoid having them do it.

I. Homework C. Avoiding Turnins

I find that when turnins are do, besides taking a zero, or a 50% off the grade. Is come up with a ledgit excuse.

It has gotten be out of several assignments. Such as, injurys, or absents. You can quickly find a teachers

weakness, and exploit it. Such as, lets say you have to do a bunch of questiosn from a Science book. Tell your

teacher, that you were given the wrong version, and they will excuse you until you get the book. They have to

other wise it becomes a legal matter. Im not going to get into it but, it works.

II. Tests A. Pre-Tests

I cannot stress this enough. It is so awsome. Teachers are so neglegent. All computers are linked on a usally, a

(LAN) network. Now anyone, if your a computer geek, or not should know this. (Local Area Network) [BTW THIS IS NOT

A HACK]. A LAN will allow you to access a teacher from any other computer. Usally librarys are open. Open up MS

Word. Now this is were smarts kick in. Go to File>Open. Then go to the \"C\" Drive, and when you get their, you can

find your teachers computer. Teachers usally do their tests at school. They will also have answer keys and tests

in there. They are all .doc\’s becasue the teachers use MS Word. So their for you can easily print out the keys and

tests. Study the questions, have fun. Make sure if you print it at school, use a friend to get it when it comes

out of the printer, or quickly, but with out making a scene. Have fun!

II. Tests B. During the Test

During the test, usally we use binders, to avoid cheating, but remember, you know the test. No need to cheat off

others. Once you have analized the answers to the test, take the answers put them on a small piece off paper, and

roll it up, and put into a mechanical pencil. Have Fun!

III. In-Class A. Aviod Awkward Questions

Very simple, before class tell your teacher that you dont feel that you did well on the homework. Tell her/him you

didnt understand it. They will not what to make themselfs look stupid and that you didnt learn it. Just as much as

they dont want to be in a awkward situation they dont.

Have Fun!
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