Ive noticed many many weird ass loserz are on this site.... anubis.anyways im gonna show you guys the ropes to bein cool. so here are 5 easy steps to cooldom.

1. Always pick your nose in class, its cool to be a rebel.

2. Tell the class you still have to wear diapers at night and have a fabulous four inch, being truthful means your a good freind, so obviously your cool if you have lots of freinds.

3. Find one of those #*@!y chicks thats hot as hell and tell her shes a dirty slut, all the little nerds uhh i mean big cool guys will lift you up on their shoulders and throw you into a dumpster oopsie i meant the cool chair....

4. Always let out your stank ass smells when your around girl, they think its oh so sexy to be "natural".

5. Dont be afriad to bring your mom to school and hang out with her allll day, and dont forget to place your hand on her hoo hoos everyoene in awhile, its cool to keep it in the family...