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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. Do not undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.Now, most of my other eggs are about some#%!@got named Kim. His name still makes me laugh...were his parents drunk? Now, this is a completely different person. His name is Travis. A fat kid who took it upon himself to buy the exact pair of pants and other articles of clothing. He went from rap lover, to goth in 2 days flat. Thats just what i know, i think he changed to metal over the 3 months me and him didnt hang out cause of his idiocy. These are the pranks or other mean things to pull on a boy like this.
Oh my god! I indented! Are all of those perfectionists happy now? Travis is the boy to #%!@ with when you are in for a good laugh. He never fights back and always cries cause he sucks. First off, make friends with the fruit and hang around him alot. After you have infiltrated his weak mind and taken a nice sweet spot in his friendship zone, spend the night at his house. Bring flour, lotion(white), some kind of raw meat, extra pair of socks, underwear(boxers or briefs, what ever you wear). Now that you have these tools of humiliation, you are set to destroy. Seeing is he is a spoiled brat, he may ask his brother to get him something to drink. Get him water. A nice cold cup of water, how ever, there is an extra ingredient to this. Add salt, and lots of it. This is a good way to make him spaz out and break something or to hurt him physically bringing him to a near death expierience, depending on if he drinks it all. When he sips it, he should spit it out. Typical reaction for anyone. Now, he may try to prove he is a badass to you and bet you he can drink it all. This is the death thing. If he drinks it all, it will dehydrate him. All of the salt will absorb water in his body and bring him to a crawl. Remind yourself, this is his fault for betting it. Now that you have passed the water, move on to the lotion. Bring it out and squeeze a big hand full. I mean big, a large pile, maybe enough to be mistaken for pudding. Make sure he has no clue of this. If you play your cards right, you can pull this more than 2 times. Carefully approach the moron and slap him senseless with it. Really clobber him in the cheek or on the lips. If you wanna be bold, get an erection before you do and take a picture of him with his face to your penis so it looks like something we all know but i refuse to say. He will be slightly pissed, cause it didnt happen in public. Now, you have meat and socks right? Good, as he falls asleep, bring his cat around and taunt he/she with the meat stuffed socks over his face. The cat will jump and scratch to get it, leaving him in pain. Still have the salt water left? Pour it on his face to show him whos boss. This will sting like shit and really steam him out. As the night progresses, he will fall asleep less faster, taking away your chances for the ultimate surprise, the ass face. Im sure some of us on this site have heard of antiqing( i dont know how to spell it). The flour in the face throwdown shall commence. When he is half asleep, grab an 8-ball of flour. An 8-ball is when you have a heaping mound of flour in your hand and then blow a bit on the top so it looks like a volcano, just a little whisp should do the trick. After the creation of the 8-ball is finished, slam it on his face. Pull the slapp from the Rick James episode of Chappells show when Charlie Murphy takes Ricks head down on the bar table when he slaps him. This is for good reason, the flour will explode from your hands and all over his bed sheets. This is a mess for the bastard to clean. Now, hes enraged and anger is pouring from his ears(not litterally). Expect him to pull a Don Vito. A Don Vito is when he throws his arms up jiggling around talking like Don Vito or trying to scream like some heavy metal vocalist would. Another time to strike. A little late to tell you, but have some lotion ready in one hand to smack him again after he springs at you. The Double Whammy, after this has been administered on his 2 cheeks, he will fall down crying and expect you to give him an apology. If not, he will climb back in bed and weep himself to sleep. DO NOT TAKE ANY PITY UPON THIS DESERVING SOUL. Go to the bathroom and take a shit, this time, dont wipe. Run back into the room and attack. Remember \"swiping the credit card?\" Well, this time, his face is the credit card being swiped. This is the finale of his hell night. Smear your unwiped ass all over his face leaving a trail of shit all over. He will jump up and run to the bathroom. If he is that stupid, he will pull another Don Vito and charge with a shitty face waiting to be smeared on your body. Your body is too precious to have your own shit smeared on it. Kick him in the nads. Now that you have dropped his future kids that werent going to be born anyways down the toilet, go for his pillows and swipe away. He will be whining about his nuts in pain to notice you. Like i said, hes a pussy. This is just a small dosage of the torture i and friends have put Travis through. More obscene yet funny things we do to hi8m are on the way!
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