What you do here is first locate a payphone at a popular street "hangout".

Cruise around at night and find a payphone on the street that constantly has groups of degenerates hanging around. The bigger the groups the better.

Now return during the daytime when the street cretins are asleep! Check the payphone and make sure it can receive "incoming" calls (some dont) and write down the number.

Use a rubber glove or a single latex finger cover and...

Get a very SMALL amount of dog poo on the tip of your finger (a very small amount, you just need the stink of it). Now smear the poo into the holes on the EARPIECE of the payphones receiver. DONT CLOG THE HOLES!! Make sure the holes are partially open so it can still be heard through. (Make sure the phones earpiece is loud enough to start with!)

Now wait until night and the group of scum gathers!

Call the payphone from home or from just down the block on your cell. When the payphone is answered it should go something like this...


You: How does my poo smell to you? You think I should change my diet?

Them: What the #*@! you talkin bout? Theres no damn poo here mutha#*@!er!

You: Sure there is, I left you a sample so I could call and get your opinion. Smell the part of the phone next to your ear and tell me what you think.

*REACTION*

Or whatever you feel like saying at the time, once they answer the damn phone they are at your mercy. You get the idea. Street punks love this one. You can then tell them youre calling from the car down the block, give them the make/model and hang out.

Its important to make sure you dont over-do the poo! You dont want it to be easily seen when they pick up the phone, or have it stick to their ear...Funny as that might be.