Winter calls forth cold, snow, presents, and joy around the world. (except for the douche bags in Australia) But not for me, for my only concern with winter is the ability to make this Ambrosia. This..drink I so yearn for. My heart..grows so cold for it...

And I will relinquish my secret to the world in this egg.

You will also notice I put this under the "Health" Directory. That is because eating junk food is good for you. Not for your body, but for your soul.


First off, you need some of dis shit. Remember if you don’t use real snow then you’re going to hell (no blender usage allowed) Oh and try not to get shit mixed in with your snow.



Ingredients

- Snow
- Milk
- Sugar
- Hot Chocolate Mix
- Marshmallows
- Chocolate Chips
- Spoon and a Bowl



Go outside and pick up some snow, make sure not to get dirt or a lump of poop in it.


Open up your hot chocolate packet and pour it in.


Now mix it around. Make sure to get in there nice and deep like.


Put some sugar in if you want. Careful not to catch diabeetus.


Now pour some milk in. At about halfway stop filled up stop and mush all the ingredients together some more.


Now once it is thoroughly stirred get out your chocolate chips.


And pour dem bad bois in there.


Get your marshmallows...


...and plop some in there.


Finished product.


Don’t stare at it too long or you just might cream your pants!


BAM! You just kicked it up a notch.