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“ Messing Up Someones Computer ”

Story by anonymous , written 8 years ago 1403 views34 votes
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SET-UP
floppy disks
nail polish remover or something really flammable
bunch of matches
a nail filer or just any kind of filer
access to someone you hate's computer

ok first off file off as much of the match heads as possible and then place it somewhere...duh...ok now youve got to CAREFULLY open up the floppy...it took me a couple tries to figure how to open it up without breaking anything
inside...ok once you've figured that out get the little round shinny disk, its funny cause its floppy, its a floppy disk... get it? hahahahahaha ha ha ha... yah ok back to the #%!@ing up their computer, ok take whatever flammable shit you wanna use (i used the nail polish sh|t because im 14 and still livin with my mother and its aboundunt...it still works) ok so just smother the \"floppy disk\" in the flammable stuff and \"sprinkle\" the filed match heads all over the disk and put it back into its plastic case, this could take awhile to get it back together cause there is this little spring thing thats a b|tch to get back in. ok once everything is back together you've got to get to your \"friends\" computer,go ahead and break into his house or as i call it...inviteing yourself over without them being home...do what youve got to do. once your in find his/her computer and insert the floppy into the floppy drive... if they dont have one then steal something to make your trip worth the while of breaking in. If they do have a floppy disk then they are #*@!ed because as soon as they turn on the computer their #*@!ing harddrive will literally explode... and if you really want to be thorough turn on their computer (Before YOU PUT THE DISK IN!) and do a system search. You are looking for the boot file which is called AUTOEXEC.BAT. Simply open this and edit the text with the following in the following format:
cd
del c: *.*
y
This way if your \"disk of doom\" doesnt work as soon as they boot up their computer, the boot file you just reconfigured will create your own little virus that will totally destroy their harddrive from the inside out. and the cool part about usein the bootfile virus is that no anti-virus softwear (atleast i think) can detect the virus that is #*@!ing up their computer. i think thats it the hardest part will probally be getting ahold of their computer... good luck
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