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yesterday was very hectic cause it was the last day of school and then christmas break! I wasnt gonna leave school empty anded tho so you know wut i did i stole shit like a little pussy! I didnt used my usual techniques where people are around and many risks, instead i just took shit when no one was around( this is wut the noob robber does!) I asked my bio teacher to write me a pass to the restroom and instead of taking a shit i roamed the halls and walked into all the vancant room and snatched everyhting in sight worth value. I saw a bunch of those calculators worth alot and a ot of textbooks and jackets. all i have was the jacket on my back so i filled it with the calc\’s and stashed the rest in a cubby. I made my way back to my locker and stashed the clalc and return to class. school let out and got the rest of th eshit and stuffed it into my gymbag and made my way to the civic for swim team pratcise. There was like a million kids there too and all there shit was stacked up against the wall. I didnt want to go through their bookbags cause that would take to long, ut this idiot kid just stuffs like 50 bucks into his shoe and leaves it unattended. i couldnt help my self from walking over there and snatching that ad his bookbag. I went to the locker room and searched his bag to find nothing... so i took his textsbooks and no lie, took a shit in his bag and then put it back were i found it. later... After a few hours pass and i was at home stashes all the goos and taking pics for ebay to sell, my friend calls and wants to know if i could go see kng with him, my gf and his gf. Ive been wantingot see this show since wednes. so i said hell ya! when we got thee it was packed and the asshole ticket master told it it was ful for the whole #%!@ing night! i ws super pisse dand had no way of getting home so i just hung out hee with my friends and stole shit. I got a purse from a dumb lady playing the gay claw machine game. A few wallets from guys playing air hockey. a gameboy micro from some idiot kids that left it on then starwars game after he lost(wut a retard!) and then after that all went down i snuck into walk the line! Ad then i came back to see wut my firedns were up to and told them to come to the movie wit me and me and my gf just made out the whole ime cause the movie was #%!@ing long as #%!@! i made out like a bandit that day!!
--------All my stories are original and true, any asshole who says otherwise is a noob who can go out and #%!@ themselves, thankyou----------------