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“ What I Did, One Long Boring Afternoon (lifts) ”
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. Do not undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.Here is another in my series of \"lift\" eggs. Ready it or not...
Well, yesterday started out sucking 12 shades of crap being that I was in computer class when the freaking power went out. It flickered on and off three times before dying completely. Turns out some dickhead was cutting a branch free and knocked out a transformer up the street, which killed the power and casued a small fire. School was cancled since the power wouldn\’t be back on for a while, so with nothing else to do (my ride wouldn\’t be there until 2)I decided to do some lifting...
My first mark was still on campus...after putting my books in my locker in the very dark Union I saw a decent looking blonde haired girl I\’d never seen before. Turns out she was touring the place in order to see if she wanted to start going to school here in the fall and she she made one very large mistake...while calling someone on her cell phone she sat hr pink clutch purse on one of the benches just outside the Union. Carefully looking to see if anyone was around I quickly walked over to where she was standing and quickly removed the wallet from her bag while he back was turned. Thanks for the cash Crystal, just showing you how we do things on campus.
After that I headed of compus with my book bag empty and enjoyed the warm weather. I also enjoyed the fact that people were leaving their car windows down to get some air, and didn\’t roll them back up when they stopped somehere. If I had been so inclined I could have easily stolen several CDs, a couple Ipods, and shit load of Cell Phones as I walked, but all I wanted was purses...and my second mark came into view very soon. Shouldering my book bag carefully I appraoched an odd sceen...a woman had stopped behind a mail truck and was talking with the mail person. I don\’t know or for how long, but I saw her car windows were down, her brown leather purse was on the passenger side seat, and that the truck put them out of the line of sight. Taking this into concideration I simply reached across the driver\’s seat, plucked the wallet from her bag and put it in my book bag. Thanks Joanne, I needed the cash!
My next lift was similar, while strolling through a gas staion parking lot I found a red blazer with its window doen and an small clutch purse on the passenger\’s side seat. I quickly reached in, grabbed the bag, and then moved on after putting that bag in my bag. Thanks Joyce, don\’t you just hate how much that gas cost you?
I knew I needed to go and shuck my haul pretty soon, but it was a nice day out and the marks seemed plenty so I headed towards the buisness district. I wasn\’t dressed to go office hunting, but I fit in well enough with the crowd so I was able to blend in. The first mark I found down there was a woman of adverage height, walking with some from friends to lunch. She was walking on the side of the group (law of nature, predators always go for the one outside of the pack)and her purse was an open toped summer bag, which she was holding in her hands. If it had been on her arm I might not have been able to get it, but as it was her wallet was ripe for the taking. I moved into her path and then gently bumped into her as I passed her on the street, using that to mask my lifting her wallet. Thanks Judy, I needed to money!
My next mark was sitting on a bench with her lunch, reading a book. She was kinda cute, with long dark hair and a nice figure. She also had a nice looking white purse hanging from her side of the bench, just begging me to take it. Keeping my eyes focused ahead I simply walked behind her and grabbed the strap of the purse, shoving it quickly into my book bag. No one on the street noticed my actions, and she certainly didn\’t. Thanks Megan, hope that was a good book!
I headed back to the school, and I got there within a few mintues of two in the afternoon. My ride showed up (it was Mindy) and we wnet back to her place and shucked my goods. She was jealous that I didn\’t call her and invite her on my trip, but she was in class and I didn\’t have my phone on me. Anyway I made a sweet 378.91 in cash, as well as cards, cash, stamps, and a cell phone. Pretty good for what would ahve been a rather worthless afternoon.
If you want more, let me know.