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“ Get Out of School Easy 100% Garunteed ”

Story by anonymous , written 13 years ago 1670 views164 votes
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1-on the weekend (saturdays best) say you arent feeling good
2-\"feel\" worse sunday
3-find yur cellphone set the alarm to like 3:20(AM), 2:00(AM), etc and put it on vibrate
4- get one of those long 6in qtips and soak the fluff in water (hide in bathroom)
5-put a spray bottle by your bed
6-eat dinner (extra helps) and drink 2 cups of water before going to sleep
go to sleep w/ you phone on your pillow so the vibe will wake you w/o any one hearing it
7- use the mister to spray yurself
8- go to the bathroom and use the wet qtip to make yurself throw up (being wet itll be easier)
9- make sure yur loud/ moaning after you barf
10- if yur lucky yur parent/(s) will wake up and see the barf and let you stay home

im typing this during school at home and this is my 3rd day of in 5 days with this teknique!!!!!!!!!!1


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