O.K

First get yourself a LIVE #*@!roach or two if you wish.
Then get some syrup of ipicac from the drug store(medicine that will make you hurl)

now this works best a chinese place:)

make sure you test too see how long it takes the medicine to work and take the proper dosage

we dont need any OD’s

Now if it only takes like 15 mins to work order your meal then go to the bathroom take the syrup

you should have the roaches in your pocket in a small bag

after you get your food and feel your about to throw up

release the roaches SCREAM then throw up all over you plate!!!

Now after you are done tell them you are going to notify the authorities and see what they offer you take whatever sounds good:)