DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. Do not undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.TO DO THIS EGG...FIND AN ASSHOLE WITH A REALLY NICE CAR. PUT BOLOGNA SLICES ALL OVER HIS PRETTY PAINT JOB AND LET IT BAKE IN THE SUN...WHEN HE SEES THE BOLOGNA HE WILL TRY TO TEAR IT OFF AND HIS PAINT WILL COME OFF TOO...IF IT RAINS LATER ON THIS BALD AREA IT WILL RUST!! AND THEN THIS FOOL WILL BE REALLY PISSED. DON’T TELL ANYONE IT WAS YOU UNLESS YOU WANT THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF YOU...B/C GUYS WITH NICE CARS USUALLY HAVE REALLY BIG FRIENDS!