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“ Make the Kitchen a Proper Mess ”

Story by anonymous , written 9 years ago 21 views284 votes
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Are you fed up with some boff kid at uni taking over the kitchen because he says he did jnr chef training? GET REVENGE.

Simply get a can of coke (better because of its color and stickiness) and put it on the electric cooker in the kitchen. it\’s mandatory that it\’s electric cos somebody could get killed on a gas one.

when the can\’s on the electric ring thing, cover it in jam, butter, lard, cleaning fluids, anything in the kitchen that\’s sticky.

then turn on the ring full whack.

the melting point of alliminium is around 277 degrees, while the boiling point of water is 100. when the coke boils it will instantly produce steam. it will eventually fill the can with steam. as soon as there is more steam than space in the can, BOOM and the can tears up and the coke goes everywhere. the jam and butter and stuff at this point will have melted. some will go on the ring and some will stay on. when it explodes some of it will go all over the kitchen like the coke. and some will stay on the cooker.

make sure you are out of the kitchen when it goes off.

when you return it will be a mess.

you can do this during the night so it will be a shithole by breakfast.
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