My First time being a bum.........


Well i guess it started out along time ago, probly about 2 years. Ever science then i have had this dream to sleep in the streets. I don’t know why i just really wanted to. Me and my friends always talked about it but we never did it.

Anyway just a while ago i got stuck in a bit of a situation, me and my friend were supposed to be crashing (SLEEPING) at this kids house. But at about 1:00, just as we were about to go into his house he tells is that he hasn’t asked his parents yet. So he goes inside and asks and of course his parents say no. So well my parents think I' am sleeping at this kids house and so do my friends. So we left and he said he would call us on my friends cell when his parents fall asleep (so we could sneak back in).

So we leave and walk around near his house, we got bored so we tagged some s**t. so it was starting to get late bout 2:00 so we finally get this call. and the kid says no , he said his parents aren’t going to bed, so we sit around and think for a while. And then i think, hey why don’t we just stay were we area (in the streets) (dumbness mistake ever).

So we needed to find a place to sleep so we decide to climb on this roof of a convenience store and a bunch of other things( stripmall ). But you see this strip mall was different it had like metal walls around the top of the roof so no one can see when your up there. its also a clock tower). So we decide to sleep up there. So me and my friend have these two blankets
but we didn’t worry because it wasn’t that cold. so we tag a bit up there then way down to go to sleep. now its about 3. well of course because i live in Winnipeg
Canada the weather for no reason changes. so we start to get to be a bit uncomfterblly. by about 4 we shivering, and then s**t Canada weather it decides to rain. so we have to somewhere so we decide to go to timhortons (a restraint that’s open all night) so we get
there and my friend is so tired he falls asleep at the table. but i couldn’t, well it was like 4:45 and everyone who comes in gives us a look like were crack addicts (and are eyes were bloodshot from the tiredness). So eventually i fall asleep.

well at about 6:30 the manger taps me on the shoulder and says, hey buddy you cant sleep in here. (lol well this was probly my big bum moment) well so me and my friend bike around not knowing what to do so we bike around till about 7:30 tired as hell and don’t know what to do.

Eventually we just decide to go home. and go to bed at bout7:45. We get home and luckily are parents don’t know what went on and it actually felt good to be home (for a change).

the end... but for some reason i really want to sleep on that roof again. i might but ill post another egg if i do


first egg please rate good!