You’ve probobly heard a million ways to rip off a soda/vending machine. Let’s look at a few...

Method: Pouring salt water inside.
Comment: This could be dangerous. It will destroy the machine, but you’ll get tons of stuff! You can only do it once, though.

Method: Tail of clear tape on a dollar bill.
Comment: Pretty good, but some expensive machines may cut the tail off.

Method: Tie a string to a quarter.
Comment: Kind of difficult to get right, but still good concept. Expensive machine may cut off string.

Method: Grind a penny to a dime.
Comment: Takes a lot of time, and may not work on a newer machine. To different in conductivity.

Method: Stuff a napkin up change slot, take change later.
Comment: A really brilliant idea, as long as nobody figures out why it ate their change!

Method: Reach up the slot and grab stuff off the shelf.
Comment: Whoever thought of this deserves the Nobel Prize! Just make sure there are no cameras watching!

I don’t recommend doing any of this. Try at your own risk.
If you do, watch out for cameras!

Look out for my next egg, where we’ll look at the good and bad ways to foul up some fool’s car!