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“ Lawns Revised ”

Story by Nikilwig , written 7 years ago 3 views67 votes
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Okay this is for the dumb#%!@ who said put bird seed on someones lawn and the birds would shit on the lawn, which is in fact good for the lawn.

Okay instead of putting bird food put a bird food and rice mix. Birds will flock to the lawn eat it and explode.

Unfortunately you could kill like 15 birds this way. Which isn\’t really how I do things. If you wanna kill birds use a gun or catch them your self make it more of a sport.

But, I posted this because it is a hell of a lot better than the egg posted before, not to mention 6 or 7 times more lengthy.
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