I made a tiny dumb move this weekened.... heres a story,




some girls took some shaving cream and messed up friends car, so he wanted some revenge.....

::the materials::
1. lighter fluid
2. paper bags
3. cups
4. strike-anywhere matches
5. back up bic lighter
6. gloves

::the setting::
my car
the gas station
the girls house
and later my car again

We drove to her house and parked a good half a block away around the corner. We filled the cups with the fluid and walked non-chlantaly to her house in broad daylight. We crept up to her porch, set the paper in the cups, light he paper on fire, knocked on the door and ran.

The plan was that she’d open the door, see two tiny fires, freak out, and get water. However, her being the dumb girl she was, comes around the back of the house, thinking she’s very sneaky..... as we drive around the block she gets in her car and pulls after us w/o seeing the raging fire 20 feet away.(by this time its pretty #%!@ign big) as we come around the block i notice the fire has grown even bigger and is a good 4.5 feet tall. i slam on the brakes and park the car in the middle of the street, and run to the house, she pulls in behind me w/o seeing the god damn flames.... finally i explain to her the direness of the situation and she goes around back, not really worried. then she realizes that she locked herself out of the house..... now freaking out we run abck to the front whre the flames have gotten bigger.... she ducks inside a differnt door with my buddy to get water. i’ve deceied i have had enough with thise whole thing and proceed to jump vigourously on the flames as my shoes and pants catchon fire. i roll around in the grass... finally they come back with bottled water and we get the fire out....... i look at my shoes and noticed they are pemantely marred by the flames.....

after i think everything is great i noticed the welcome mat was a bit burnt, so i flipped it over and reversed it, problem A solved. Problem B was the fact that the house smelled like smoke and her parents were going to be home in an hour or so... so i got scented candles and opened the door and turned all the fans on.....

then problem C was the fact that the girl might tell her parents..... so i did what anyone would do, i let her drive my car around the block while my buddy walked thru the house with the candles trying to air it out.... notice the irony (fight fire with fire)

in the car i explained how i intially thoguht this was revenge for my friend, however i learned that he had intially started it..... i got her sympatthizing with me and buttered her up by telling her how cute her dog was and how pretty her house was...... i told her the place didnt smell, and that if her parents asked, tell them she burnt a pizza....

my friend and i then sped away, realizing how close we almsot #%!@ed things up....

now i wait, praying her parents dont call my parents, my allibi is that i was at a friends house the whole time, except if push comes to shove, i’ll probably jsut tell the truth..

the moral is, dont play with fire and stick with egging house. the second moral, is put extinguihsors in cars......

if you rate leave a comment, maybe about any close calls you’ve had with fire.... and please dont leave comments abotu how dumb this was, 1. i dont care and 2. i see now that this was a bad idea