I’m adding some of my favorite old files which I’ve had on my computer, if no author’s name is provided, I don’t know who wrote it.

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A tale of barage...
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Ahhh... there’s nothing like being able to get into a bar for free,
especially if it’s an exclusive club, and ESPECIALLY if you are under age.
I am now of legal age, so I am left out by the ladder, but I started the
bar hoarkin at a young age. Bars are very easy to get into for free. So
easy, in fact, that my friends and I would often visit 4 or 5 different
bars on a single Friday night without ever paying for anything but gas

One of the easiest methods of bar hoarking is the "tag" method. This
is a way of getting in by using a "tag" given to people when they leave the
bar so that they can get back in, bypassing any long lines. When you
arrive at a bar, wait until you see people leaving the establishment, then
observe what kind of tag they were given. It could be anything from a
simple hand stamp, to a wrist band, to an elaborate ID card. Make sure you
get all the details.

If the tag is a hand stamp, you are luck Hand stamps are very easy
to forge. Most are single color, black, blue, or red. Maybe green or an
off color, but nothing really unusual. Take note of the leaving person’s
stamp. Notice the size and placement. Be sure you know which hand is
stamped. Most bars will only stamp a particular hand, so be careful you
know which it is. Take note the "smearage" of the stamp. If the stamp on
the person’s hand is smudged a lot, that is good. If it is well defined,
that means that the ink they are using dries and stays fast well. In this
case a ball point #*@! needed. You should be carrying a set of colored
pens in the car, ball point and felt tip. After you got a good look at the
person’s stamp, try to re-create the stamp on your hand the best you can.
If it is a box shape, try to make it the closest to the original size that
you can. If the stamp on the person was smeared a lot, then use a felt tip
pen. After you and your friends have drawn the stamps on yourselves, rub
them lightly on a piece of cloth, so that they blur. No stamp given by a
bar is perfect, and if they expect it to stay perfect while you are bumping
up against people in the bar, they are crazy. If you think your stamps
look good, then you are ready to enter the bar. When the bouncer checks
for stamps, the light isn’t usually good. They also usually have a
different bouncer checking stamps than ID’s, so then this bouncer might be
more inside the club where there isn’t as much light. Also, the fact that
there is usually a line of people getting back in with stamps means that
the bouncer will just glance at your hand, not really soaking up the
details in the stamp. Most of the time that I have tried this, I have
simply walked past the bouncer, and flagged the back of my hand with a "I
gotta stamp...", and am returned with a grunt and a nod. Only once have I
been turned down with this method, and that’s because we were all laughing
at the bouncer. (It was a #*@! bar with #*@! employees.) Once you are
inside, you are home free. If you want to leave, make sure that you rub
off the false stamp and get a real stamp as you leave, so you will be able
to get back in for sure. Also, something good to do if you are at the bar
very late, or if there just aren’t too many people in the bar, and that is
to try to steal the stamp. Most bars carry several of the same stamps, and
the only difference between nights is that they change the color of the
ink. My friends and I have a collection of 7 stamps from area clubs, all
which work 100 percent. All we have to do is find out what color the ink
is for that night and we are in.

Ok, enough with the stamps... what if the tag is wristbands. Well,
that’s simple. If you see someone leaving, ask for theirs. If they aren’t
planning on coming back that night, they will gladly give it to you. Keep
a safety pin with you, because the bands usually tear when taken off. When
you get a band, keep it. You can use it some other time. The bars and
clubs do rotate bands, so after a while you will have several different
colors. Many bars use these bands so they can be used in several different
places. If there is a bar logo on the stamp, just make sure that if you
use it in a different bar that you turn the band around so that the bouncer
won’t see the logo. Make sure you save these wristbands because they
aren’t only used by bars, but many other things, which I will talk about
later.

Now..ID cards, some exclusive bars have ID cards, which are hard to
duplicate. The best way to get one, is to steal one someone leaving
the bar. Simple as that. Can you handle it? There are very few bars
that use this method, so I don’t think I need to get into detail. Just use
your head.

Once in the bar... when you get in you wanna drink, and who wants to
pay for drinks? A very simple thing to do is find a long stretch of bar
table, in a dark section of the bar, and sit down, squeeze in, what ever
you have to do. Try to position yourself next to someone who is really
drunk. It is also good if people are far away from the bar towards the
dance floor, or live band, whatever is going on at that particular bar.

Now, keep your eye on the bar. Watch for when someone sitting down
orders a drink. It helps if the bar is really busy, because the bartenders
will be running around like mad dogs with their #*@!s cut off. Most drunk
people are so worried about drinking they order then slap their money down,
then forget about the drink. If you have a chance, try to swipe the bill
they lay on the table, or if it is more than one bill, take just half.
Then when the bartender comes with the drinks they will ask the patron for
the money. They should be drunk enough to think that they actually didn’t
put any money down, or didn’t get enough money out of their pocket.

Ok, besides money to buy drinks, why not just take drinks? If the guy
(or girl) you are seated next to is REALLY wasted, just slide their drink
away from them when they first order it. Replace a rum and coke with just
a coke, they shouldn’t be able to tell the difference. If they order
multiple drinks for friends and such, then take one. If you aren’t scared
of germs, take their drink after they’ve taken a sip. A lot of drunk
people will drink a little bit of their drink then set it down and forget
about it. If it is hard liquor you shouldn’t be worried about germs, the
alcohol should kill them. Beer, I am not too sure of, it doesn’t contain
too much alcohol as opposed to a vodka martini. It should be safe though,
especially if they only took a sip from it. If you have a glass that you
know is clean, reach over and dump half of their drink into your glass.
Then they will feel proud that they could drink so fast, and order another
drink. The drunker people get, the more the drinks will flow into one
another, and soon they won’t be sure of exactly what they ordered, and
won’t notice a missing #*@!tail here and there.

It sounds easy, it is easy. One important note, don’t try this in a
biker bar or one that you could easily get into a brawl in. A drink isn’t
worth your life. Another good way of getting free drinks works well in #*@!
bars. You may not like the idea of going into a #*@! bar, but in my
experience I haven’t had a bad time in one. The #*@! people can tell if you
are not #*@!, and leave you alone. Never have I been picked up on in a #*@!
bar, and have even met a few girls in them (yes REAL girls, not prefab
girls). The reason why these bars are good targets for free drinks is the
fact that most of the #*@! people are in a good mood there, they are with
people that they can get along with, and they don’t like to cause, or be a
part of any trouble. You can easily use this to your advantage. Order,
steal, or somehow get your hands on a pitcher of beer, full, half full, or
almost empty. Walk around with this pitcher. When you see a good target
with his (her??) back to you, turn your back and bump into them, spilling
anything that you had in the pitcher. If it wasn’t much beer, act like it
was full. Don’t get mad or aggressive, just get sorrowful. Make them feel
bad that they knocked the beer out of your hands. They should offer to buy
you another, if not suggest to them that they should. Don’t be too
forceful, they will catch on if you are a #*@! to them. I have never
encountered a homosexual that would not buy another pitcher of beer for me
and my friends when this is used. When they do get you one, offer them a
glass, be nice to them, they may buy you another. One important note, when
in a #*@! bar, and a #*@! person seems to be making any kind of advance
towards you or seems overly kind, just tell them that you aren’t #*@!. They
won’t be offended, and they may even buy you a drink (our goal). They like
to be treated like normal people, so if you are friendly to ones that kick
your pitcher, they may be buying you pitchers all night long, as long as
you are nice to them, and remember, all you have to do is tell them that
you aren’t #*@!. Well enough with the alternative lifestyles class haa...