This is a story of idiots getting caught after doing idiotic things and now I realise that back in the day ( last year) I was an idiot.

Back in that day, I used to do a many stupid things...pointless vandalism and other activities that din\’t help me gain any money. Money is important so I still try to get it..but mainly, I just design and sell asks now..

Anyway, I was with my friends, four guys (including me) and a girl, and we were bored out of our minds. That\’s when people do stupid things. So we did something stupid.



So we decided to go to the other side of town where no-one knows us, to go on the bridge above the tube tracks ( underground train network in London) and chuck some rocks about...but then we remembered, that because of twats like us, they had put up fencing over the bridge. Our target was then changed to the pizza store opposite the bridge. The rocks were hittng the big front windows, but they were plastic, so they just bounced off. Rocks also hit the car, which got badly dented and the windscreen was cracked.

We thought that all of this was a laugh because the pizza guy kept coming out to chase us, and we kept running off. But then on fourth time he ran out, he caught the girl, and punched her three times in the face. We naturally got mad and ran round the block, through the main street looking for people to help us get payback. We found no-one. The girl left and then, us four guys went back to the shop and went in to beat up the guy. He was a fully grown man, but there were four of us, so naturally it wasn\’t a fair fight.
I had a knuckle duster on me, but luckily I had the sense not to use it.

I then saw another guy wearing the same top as the pizza guy. I assumed he worked there, and I was right. I said we should get out before the other guy gets here, so me and one mate get out, but two stay inside and the second pizza guy arrives, and blocks the door.

Me and my friend, we see the other two inside, fighting, but they give up fast and the pizza guy uses his phone. We assume it\’s to call the police.
And like dumbasses, we wait around to see if there\’s anything we can do. we chuck trolleys against the window, nothing works. Then two other mates arrive, and they pretend to try to get in. Obviuosly, it didn\’t work.

At the moment,we\’re standing on the bridge, and my friend takes a piss..I thought that was the only funny thing in the whole incident. Anyway, we hear sirens, but we don\’t run until we see a police van and a car at the top of the street. Then, we run across the bridge. On the map, i marked out my trajectory. When we get to the other side of the bridge, I tell my friend that I need to get my bike that I left further away, and he says know, and runs in the other direction. I run to get my bike, and a police car comes round the corner, so I turn left and just run. I got this massive rush and I didn\’t look back or around me, but I noticed that I nearly got hit by a car as I ran across the street. I then went into a little like dead-end road of houses, and I duck into someones front garden. I watch a cop run past into the cul-de-sac and I felt so happy, I was like can stupid are is the Old Bill? then I went into the back garden of the house. It was a pretty nice house, and on the other side of the fence, I could hear the cop knocking on houses and asking people if they\’d seen someone jump into their back garden. A woman inside the house saw me and came out, but unexpectedlly, she didn\’t yell out. I made a decision, and explained to her that I\’d just been chucking a few rocks around. that probably saved my ass. She said OK, and that she wouldn\’t say anything as long as I got out of there. I jumped into the next garden and went into that front garden, and waited, and waited. I saw police two police cars and the van come to pick up the guy who chased me and they drove off.

I got out of the garden and went home. I was a little jumpy, and dived into a bush when I heard an ambulance siren.

The next day I found out that my three mates had all been arrested. They didn\’t rat me out. One got nothing, because he didn\’t actually do anything, The other two had to pay for the damage to the car and both got cautions. The pizza guy wa tough,and didn\’t even have any bruises, so they didn\’t press charges for that.

This was after two other small incidents that happened to me. In our area, there\’s a giant house that\’s been on sale for about 5 years. It\’s really big because it used to be an old people\’s home. We smashed a window in a door at the back, and got in because it was a one of those fire escape doors that have big pushy handles to open them from the inside. It didn\’t have an alarm, only a fire one. We found a couple of fun things inside. There were old packs of#%!@s underneath the beds. We took five fire extiguishers, smashed a few lightbulbs, took some BBQ starters and a gas canister that goes in those old gas cookers.

I left soon, but my friends stayed. They told me after that one of them had set fire to the pile of post at the front door, which had set off the fire alarm. They got out real fast, and then we went back a week later to find that the back window had been covered with a thin piece of plywood. We broke through it, and hung out there a few times, but soon lost interest...We took the metal bins and newspapers to make hobo fires, then we let the house be.

A few months later (now), I decided to go back, to take pics for this egg, but found that all the windows at the back had been covered with some metal grate thing, and getting in through the front woould attract attention.

Bear with me here, there\’s one last incident thatI need to speak of. A house was being demolished, so when it was the builders day off, me and my brother, we went in and fooled around. It is completely gone now, so I have no pics. But it looked like one of those houses destroyed in a hurricane or something. There was no floor on the second level, just beams of wood. And if you sat on the toilet up there, it was open to the back garden. The basement was spooky, without any lights, but I found two pistures of some children, and a golf ball...

We smashed a few windows and lightbulbs and made a lot of noise. This attracted attention. I saw a guy look round from next door, and I told my brothe to run. When we got onto the street, we saw two people standing in front of the house, and we ran off. I had left my bike chained on the other side of the house.
I came back 5 min later to get it, but I saw three police cars, so I left. I came back an hour later, unchainde my bike, and some american guy ran across the street and grabbed me. He started saying some shit, like \" is this your bike? Was it you in the house? You need to come with ? i\’m gouing to tie you up until the police arrive\"...I told him that my friend had told me to get his bike and the he told me to call my mate and called him a pussy and stuff for making me get his bike and stuff. I took out my phone and he let go of me and I ran. He didn\’t chase me, and I just came back at night to get my bike.

So anyway, that was pretty long, and a lot of you will probably say...\"Too long, I can\’t concentrate that long\".
Well, at least read this last part, kids...don\’t do stupid things, like vandalism and other dumb stuff, unless it\’s to get money that you really need ....Otherwise, they is no point. I make one exception to this rule, and that is graffiti art. That is good, unless, it is just crappy tagging. But if it\’s along balnk walls, like on the tube, then it really looks good.

Stay out of trouble, it\’s pointless.

And Sorry about the pic being too small..I\’m a bit computer \"dense\". The blue line is the police, the long red circle is the bridge, the smaller red circle is the pizza shop, and the purple line is me.